pieces of me

a stupid job

$20 for 8 hours of labour-intensive work which requires me to endure:
1) the hot, glaring sun
2) inconvienence of travelling to such an ulu place
3) unwanted noise pollution (and potential damage to my hearing)
4) highly probable physical contact with people who are sweaty and sticky
5) be in a place where i don't belong and wish i was never there
6) sell something that i would never want to lay my hands on
7) possible molestation
is definitely a no-no for me. come on, i cannot be holding an umbrella whole day, and i believe even sunscreen that is SPF100++ will not be able to shield all the harmful UV ray from my skin.

and the commission is only 20 cents per bottle. what did he take us for? some primary school kids?
i can do maths better than him self.

i know how much he can earn from this stupid soccer match.
and i am not stupid enough to be working for him.

if anyone's looking for cheap labour, please, don't come knocking on my door.
i am expensive.

posted by +abrac[A]dabra+ @ 22:16